1. It’s awesome. Seriously, who has ever heard anything Ron Swanson has said and thought, “Eh, that’s not awesome.” NO ONE, that’s who.
2. It makes me laugh. Obviously, because it’s comedy, but good comedy television that makes me cry with laughter coming from the bowls of belly? That’s the best.
3. All the people from good comedy shows are on other good comedy shows, like the greatest kind of incest possible.
4. It’s really awesome and funny. Have I mentioned this already? Well it’s true.
5. That’s pretty much it. Watch good television. It makes you happy and it cures all diseases.*
*This hasn’t ever been disproved, so, there you go.